GETTING EVEN

[sgtodarf]

Subject: FW: Fw: getting even


> One hot July day we found an old straggly cat at our door. She was a sorry
> sight. Starving, dirty, smelled terrible, skinny and hair all matted down.
> We felt sorry for her, put her in a carrier and took her to the vet. We didn't
> know what to call her, so we named her "Pussycat."
>
> My husband and my Vet don't see eye to eye. He calls my husband
> "El-Cheap-O," my husband calls him "El-Take-O." They love to hate each other and
> constantly "snipe" at each other, with my Vet getting in the last word on this
> occasion.
>
> The vet decided to keep her for a day or so. He said would let us know when
> we could come and get her. My husband (the complainer) said, "OK, but don't
> forget to wash her, she stinks." He reminded the vet that it was his WIFE
> that wanted the dirty cat, not him.
>
> The next day my husband had an appointment with his doctor, who is located
> next door to the vet. The doctor's office was full of people waiting to see
> him. A side door opened and in leaned the vet; he had obviously seen my husband
> arrive. He looked straight at my husband and in a loud voice said, "Your
> wife's pussy is finally clean and shaved and she now smells like a rose. Oh,
> and, by the way, I think she's pregnant. God knows who the father is!" And he
> closed the door.
>
> Now THAT, my friends, is getting even.....
>
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